Topsy and Tuptim on Islamic Practices and Fashions

Topsy: I don't understand why everybody is so enthusiastic about Islam. Child abuse seems to be central to their culture. A friend sent me a video about the bacha bazi boys. Have you heard of them? Watch this video. What do you think?

Tuptim: …with the West having transvestites, Miss Transvestite contests, transgender children, etc… when Islam takes over the West with their currently rising caliphate, the West will be ready with its own supply of bacha bazi boys. As they say …in Islam women are for children, boys are for fun.

Topsy: Ewwww! That's really sick! 

Tuptim: And where are the liberals on this view of women as baby producers and boys for sex?

Topsy: Good question! Liberals were all so quick to condemn the sex abuse scandals in the Catholic Church. Why aren't they as critical of child abuse in Islam? Is it okay because it's all legal under Shariah Law?

Tuptim: Oh the liberals hate Christians. Destroying Christianity is their first priority, especially Catholicism. They hate any criticism of their behavior, no matter how evil or perverted. And Islam is useful to them. You know the old saying, "The enemy of my enemy is my friend." They think they can use Islam to get rid of Christians and then they can control the ayatollahs and imams. 

Topsy: Liberals live in a dream world.What do you think will happen if Islam actually does take over the U.S. and all the feminists have to follow the Shariah modesty laws?

Tuptim: Oh, they'd probably continue what they are already doing. Just look at these pictures. Doesn't Hillary look like an Arabian cat with claws out?



Topsy: Or maybe she's casting a spell. Do you think they're all practicing for what happens after they turn the country into an Islamic caliphate? But honestly, don't you think they'd look even better in burqas?

Tuptim: Right! The ones with the screens for the eyes. What a pleasant thought!


Topsy: Just imagine never having to look at these three again. It's even better than putting bags over their heads! They'll be covered from head to foot.

Tuptim: Well, it's an ill wind that blows nobody good. There will certainly be a sense of irony if these radical feminist champions of child-killing end up as second-class citizens under Islam with husbands who have permission to beat them. Bill Clinton was made for a culture where predatory men can beat and rape women at will. But come to think of it, he's done that right here in the good ole U.S.A. and never been brought to justice.

Topsy: Hey! I just had a great idea. Remember that burqa I'm making for when we go to Rome to see the pope? I'll send it to Michelle after I'm done with it.