Test - Current Events 101

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1)  Who left traces of cocaine in the White House library?
      a. Jill Biden

      b. Hunter Biden

      c. Willow Biden (family cat) while having a party with Commander and Major
      d. Drag queens during story hour in the WH Library

2)  Who's winning the war in Ukraine?

      a. CNN worldwide propaganda

      b. The Collective West (LOL)

      c. Globalist Puppets of the Deep State

      d. The Russian Federation

3)  The SSPX isn't in schism, is it?

      a. No, not at all.

      b. Why are you asking that? Of course not.

      c. No, so stop with the lies.

      d. All of the above

4)  Who is Tucho Fernandez?

      a. Sociopathic Mexican drug kingpin 

      b. Orthodox Catholic theologian    

      c. Author who put subliminal photo of two rabbits "kissing" at the end of his book

      d. A man obviously needing to avoid the kiss of peace at Mass

5)  Is Jorge Bergoglio Peter the Roman?

     a. No, because he's leading the sheep into terrible tribulations not pasturing them in tribulations

     b. Yes, because Francis is rebuilding the Church and St Francis of Assisi's father's name was Peter

     c. Definitely not

     d. No, because there'll be additional popes before Peter the Roman

6)  What is the Great Replacement?

     a. Replacement of indigenous populations with foreign peoples

     b. Replacement of babies with dogs and cats

     c. Replacement of orthodoxy with heterodoxy

     d. Replacement of natural women with transgender women

7)  Can visitors film themselves naked on the White House lawn?

     a. Of course. Why not?

     b. Only while Biden is in office

     c. From the waist up it's allowed.

     d. It's the purview of the FBI.

8)  People are truly Catholic if

     a. they listen to Michael Voris and Christine Niles.

     b. they believe that Francis is pope.

     c. they believe that Francis isn't pope.

     d. they're confused.

9)  Hunter Biden is the perfect example of freedom because

      a. the White House no longer needs security cameras in the library.

      b. we'll no longer be prosecuted for cocaine possession because if it's ok for Hunter, then....

      c.  it's ok not pay child support anymore.

      d. no matter who we are, being a prostitute or hiring one is acceptable social behavior.

10) Globalists....

       a. want to rule the planet.

       b. love all people and want what's best for us.

       c. despise others outside the West.

       d. want to destroy and plunder Russia, thereby acting against Commandments 5, 7 and 10.