Be an Islamic hero! Drag a woman across the street and beat her!

I looked up and standing 
before me was this.

Suddenly I looked up from my work and stranding before me was a figure shrouded all in black from head to toe. Only her eyes and hands were visible. My first fleeting thought was, "OMG! A devil! Where's my holy water when I need it?"

Instantly checking the instinctive reflex reaction to recoil from her presence, I told myself that it wasn't a devil...just a pathetic woman trying to get attention by posing as a Muslim. Calmly looking into the two eyes sullenly staring at me from behind the slit in the black fabric covering her face, I asked, "Yes? May I help you?"

Even though I was professional in dealing with her, because I did not bow and scrape and ingratiate myself, her interaction with me, an infidel, was less than friendly. 

Politically Incorrect Joke-Telling to Liberals 101

I said it first, so it's OK for you to say it.

Lesson #1: Bill Maher said it first

I’m going to tell a joke heard on a 2009 Real Time by the very anti-Catholic, and also as of late, anti-Islam Bill Maher. Two weeks ago I told this joke to a few far left liberals and when I first said, “I’m going to tell you a joke about Islam,” they, frowning with contempt, edged away saying, “No-o-o-o. Don’t do that.”

Nevertheless fearlessly I forged ahead saying: