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| Only Me |
Where have I been? Sologamy has been out for
2 years and I just heard of it? Well, I can only say that my future looks glorious
because I can now marry MYSELF!
I know that I am the only person in the world
who really loves me for myself. I am so wonderful that no man or woman, pony,
rock or tree is good enough for me. Only I can love me as I ought to be loved,
can love me for me alone, for my extraordinary self who am all good and
wonderful.
I’ve already proposed to myself to marry me
so I can be with myself all my days. I can vow to take me (Myself) to be my lawfully wedded self,
to have and to hold, from this day forward, etc., to love and to cherish myself
forever.
