Shhhh! Don't say anything or give multiculturalists any big ideas, but I bet that by this time next year Hasbro will have rolled out a new Monopoly game just in time for Christmas. It will integrate America's Islamic founding fathers (per Obama) into this all-American game with Zakat cards to replace Community Chest, a few tiny plastic green mosques to sit alongside houses and hotels, and a tiny gold scimitar token. Players will "Go to Jail" for the crime of Islamophobia.
