This is a little vulgar, but considering what's happening at the airport these days, how could it not be? If you have to fly, hand the TSAs a copy of the 4th amendment and wear body armor. A friend of mine is putting on pads and depends and wearing a sequined top and vest. A couple of layers under your shirt could help and be sure to tell the TSA you expect a pair of clean gloves. Who wants to be touched with gloves that have been inside somebody's pants?