More from the Just Say No to Girl Scouts Department

Don't want to support the perversion of little girls? Then boycott the Girl Scouts starting with the cookie sales. There is an alternative cookie for every box offered. For Samoas try Keebler's Coconut Dreams. For the Girl Scout TriFoils you can find a better and cheaper shortbread alternative in Nabisco's Lorna Doones. Love Thin Mints? Try Keebler's Grasshoppers or Milk Chocolate Mint Oreos. (This is making me hungry.) I could go on, but you get the picture. You don't have to give up the tasty treats, just the perverted promoters who take most of the profits from the cuties at the door and use them to advance deviant and promiscuous lifestyles. Do your daughters really need that?