Three Lesbians Married in Massachusetts

Update: Well, they didn't actually have a three-person marriage, but watch for that next.
The Next Marriage Redefinition

Here comes the bride. And another one. And another one! Meet world's first married lesbian THREESOME . . . and they're expecting a baby due in July

Hmmm...a guy in the middle? Or an Amazon?

Ah...but they told us this wasn't the way same-sex marriage would be. No, it's just like heterosexual marriage only the two people are same sex. Well, folks, here's the reality in Massachusetts, one of the nuttiest states in the country. And why not a marriage next month between four lesbians, or six, or two lesbians and two gay guys. That would save money on making babies. Just use the M word and a turkey baster.

How bizarre will things get? Just use your imagination. If you can imagine it, expect it. Two guys and their German Shepherd? Why not? A guy, his dog, and his goat?

Of course PETA might not like getting the animals involved without their consent. But, hey, maybe they can bark twice to show their approval.

Sheesh!