Hi.
I’m a cat. But I want to be a dog. I was born to be a dog and I always acted
like a dog and even wore dog collars, not cat ones when I was young so that proves that I'm really a dog.
To
show that I was supposed to be a dog, not a cat, I growled showing my teeth, I
jumped on the couch and tore up all the pillows, snarled as people passed by, ran
away from home, and licked my humans in the face just like a dog does.
Everybody said, “Hey! That cat must really be a dog! It acts just like one!”
I
began wanting to be a dog when I was a kitten, or at least that’s what my
parents say. They have a picture of me dressed up in a dog collar in a frame which says Fido, and I really
look like a dog.
