| The new "male" uniform for Canadian soldiers |
As the 150 Zulu forces, "30 of whom were sick and wounded patients in the field hospital", hid behind self-made barriers and a few boulders tearfully praying while fearing their last end, their worst nightmare - the 4,000-member NATO Canadian Armed Forces! (OMG!!) - came rushing over the hill dressed in fluffy pink tutus, with rainbow colored hair swirling around their heads like color-wheel halos against the blinding sunlight and long bayonet-like fingernails poised to scratch their eyes out.