Bird Serial Killers

How many birds had to die
for this to be made?

I have an old high school friend who is a Marxist liberal which means we aren't really friends anymore because politics and religion interfere. (She loves Communism for other people. She herself owns 2 expensive properties - one in Virginia, one in California - and she jets back and forth across America to live in both of them for a few months at a time.) A few years ago she told me that she was trying to convince her daughter to abort her child because the doctor said something was wrong with it. I asked her: "Soooo? You're going to kill your own grandchild?" That was it! End of dinner. End of friendship. She literally blew up. 

Several months later at another dinner with a group of friends she was passing around her phone with pictures of her latest beautiful little perfectly formed, nothing wrong with her granddaughter. I cornered my friend after the dinner and said: "So there wasn't really anything wrong with your granddaughter at all, was there? Abortion for you is all talk and no walk. It's OK for other people to kill their children but you were never really going to do that yourself, right?" Thank goodness this woman is a bigoted, two-faced, all talk-no walk, fork tongued, spittle flecked weakling who never went through with her threat. Her granddaughter is gorgeous.