Once Upon a Time in Detroit

The sky is falling! The sky is falling!
They're celebrating the Old Mass again!
What shall we do?!

Chapter I - The Hysteria

Once upon a time in Detroit there lived a chicken in a TV studio (Barnyard Militant) who, while filming a "Spotlight" video wearing her bright pink jacket that "popped" against the drab background drape, felt a whiff of incense waft above the dark feathers on her head.

Christine Little, known to friends and enemies alike as Chrissie (spelled Chrazzie), hysterically screamed, "The sky is falling! The sky is falling! There's incense in the air and it landed on my head! The SSPX is celebrating the forbidden Old Mass again which Barnyard Militant has declared schismatic and must be banned from the face of the earth forever!"

The Poster City for the Liberal Left: How Liberal Entitlements Ruined Detroit.

With the liberal left working to turn the entire country into one huge entitlement program, Detroit's blight may be coming to a city near you.

I visited my actress sister when she was doing a show in Detroit back in the 1986 and the city was collapsing then. She was renting a room in a huge old mansion (that could have been the set for a haunted house) in a section of town that had gone from super-wealthy to crumbling and crime-ridden. The owner talked about how she chased the hookers away from the front of her property.

Yup, thanks to all the liberal programs, like the Model Cities Program, taxpayer money has been poured into failed liberal policies guaranteed to destroy prosperity. But don't worry, if you don't live in Detroit and are missing out on all the goodies. This vision for America is probably coming to your town soon - if Obama/Pelosi/Reid have anything to say about it.

By the way, some of the comments debunking this video take issue with the black bear sightings in the Detroit area, but it's true and easily checked. A local TV news program ran a show on it in August 2008.