Muhammad, Not Einstein, Discovered the Theory of Relativity - Who Knew!

Picture of Muhammad's Night Journey

Sometime around the year 621, twelve years after he became a prophet, Muhammad said that he was physically flown through the evening sky 775 miles from Mecca to Jerusalem and back again in one night on his winged horse, Lightning (al-Buraq in Arabic). 

I don't believe anything Muhammad said, especially his silly Night Journey (Isra) and his Seven Heavens (Mi'raj). I'm merely demonstrating that a person who believes such nonsense needs to ask themselves if they truly accept as a foundational belief of their religion that a "heavenly rooster with rubies and pearls on its wings" crows in one of the Seven Heavens to wake up God every morning or that "certain men and faeries" can't hear the rooster crow so when he stops crowing they won't be upset because they couldn't hear him anyway. That story is in one of the Seven Heavens (which I will eventually tell you) but Muhammad's Night Journey is equally filled with such foolish nonsense. 

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A tree bears the fruits of Islam to the world

Islam isn't hard to understand once a person has it figured out and since I have it figured out I will explain it to you.

THE BASICS

ALLAH
Allah is Lucifer. Islam is the established religion of Lucifer where he sets himself up to be worshiped as the one true God in place of the Holy Trinity. And Muhammad is Lucifer's prophet. Muhammad's "Gabriel" isn't St Gabriel the Archangel as Muhammad was fooled into thinking. Muhammad's "Gabriel" was Lucifer making himself appear as St Gabriel the Archangel. Lucifer, appearing as Gabriel, beat the terrified Muhammad into submission in the cave on Hira. He literally beat the Quran into Muhammad. That's where the word Islam comes from - it means submission. Submission to Lucifer.

Once we zero in on the demonic origins of Islam in the Cave on Hira, the rest easily falls into place like pieces of a puzzle locked together. No doubt remains that Lucifer conned Muhammad into being his prophet. This has been known simply for ages - from the beginning of Islam when Muhammad was still living. Jews, Christians, and pagan Arabs knew this 1400 years ago.

Muhammad Knock, Knock, Knocking on Heaven's Door

Knock, knock! Who's there? It's ME! Muhammad! Muhammad who? Muhammad the Prophet (peace be upon me)...silence as God consults Himself then says, These are the gates of Heaven. Go thee down that other path which thou hast walked whilst on earth. Knock there and Lucifer will let thee enter. Muhammad trots down to the Gates of Hell. Knock, knock! Who's there!?!! Um...Muhammad?...deathly silence as the gates immediately swing open, then...Welcome, Muhammad. Well done, my good and faithful servant. Enter. All that I possess is yours. Oh, it's you! Hi Allah! Where are my 72 virgins!? Right this way (heh heh heh)...excitement in the air as the door to the Chamber of Virgins opens. Tearing at his robe Muhammad races in...then disappears into the infinite realm of Inferno's Eighth Circle, to be "mutilated and split in half with his entrails hanging out, eternally speaking the words: See now how I rend me."

Meanwhile, here's mood music to relax with while 

reading the story of Muhammad's Night Journey.