Tuptim and Topsy Fill Out an Application

teaching a guy to walk like a girl

Tuptim: Hey Topsy, did you know transgenders have beauty pageants? Look at this application I ran off the internet for Miss International Queen.

Topsy: I always wanted to be a queen. Why don't we fill it out. Is it only for men pretending to be women or do they include contestants who are women pretending to be men?

Tuptim: You have to be born a biological male who's transgendered, but....uh...you can still have your male parts attached.