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| I'm now the...you know...thing |
with apologies to Roger Miller
President for sale or rentLobbying for fifty cents
Soon no phone, no pool, no pets,
We won’t even have cigarettes
Ah, but two hours of lobbying
Buys a heap of real Communism
He’s a man of means, by no means
He’s King of the Swamp
Third world midnight coup
Destination: Covid flu
He’s an old worn out suit and shoes
Swimming naked in infested fescue
He makes Chinese deals, we have found
He makes Chinese deals, we have found
Gathering his millions underground
He’s a holy and devout Cath-o-lic
He knows every flunkie – they’re all the same
He knows all of the children and all of their names
He knows every handout in every town
And every lock that ain't locked down
He’s a holy and devout Cath-o-lic
While we're all evil deplorable hicks
He’s King of the Swamp
He’s King of the Swamp
He knows every flunkie – they’re all the same
He knows all of the children and all of their names
He knows every handout in every town
And every lock that ain't locked down
He can't stand fences except his own
Like the one around Capitol's military zone
He’s King of the Swamp
