Chelsea Clinton as Stand Up Comic

"I tried to care about money but couldn't."

This is hilarious. Chelsea, who right out of college got a six-figure salary and was hired by NBC at $600,000 a year for her exceptional talents (hahahahahahahaha.......) bought a $10.5 million apartment with her husband in 2013. But she just can't care about money. So she joined her parents money-laundering scam used to reward Clinton supporters, aka The Clinton Foundation. One wall street analyst described the foundation as "Robin Hood in reverse":

Haitian Relief Efforts

The expected death toll in Haiti now is over 100,000 people. This catastrophe calls out to the human heart to respond. The best thing you can do to help in Haiti right now is pray and send money. The American Center for Law and Justice recommends three charities on their website. One, Operation Blessing, spends 99% of donations on direct aid and is experienced in disaster relief. They have earth moving equipment, mobile kitchens, etc. to get assistance to the people quickly. Check it out here.