I’m not one of those people who shies away from saying, “See,
I told you so.” I just don’t say it with the same singsong voice I did as a
child, because now it isn’t a taunt. It’s a factual statement: “See. I told you
so.”
When I’m right I know I’m right. I knew I was right when I
said it and no one believed me because orthodox Catholics are not to
be taken seriously, not to be believed. So
when other people who have more clout and believability than I do say the same
thing and it makes the newspaper headlines, goes viral on the Internet or hits the nightly news, I smugly feel I have the basic human right to say, “See. I told you so.” But then I like
to be really sure that they know they were
wrong in not believing me in the first place, so these days after the “See. I
told you so,” factual statement I often add: “You didn’t believe ME when I told you, but
since so-and-so said it and it’s on the news, you believe THEM. So why didn’t
you believe me to begin with?”