Where have I been? Sologamy has been out for 2 years and I just heard of it? Well, I can only say that my future looks glorious because I can now marry MYSELF!
I know that I am the only person in the world who really loves me for myself. I am so wonderful that no man or woman, pony, rock or tree is good enough for me. Only I can love me as I ought to be loved, can love me for me alone, for my extraordinary self who am all good and wonderful.
I’ve already proposed to myself to marry me so I can be with myself all my days. I can vow to take me (Myself) to be my lawfully wedded self, to have and to hold, from this day forward, etc., to love and to cherish myself forever.
|Symbol of Sologamy|
I can set up house for myself, live with myself, cook for myself, have sex with myself plus I can keep all the money I earn to spend on me. I can take vacations by myself to places I’ve always wanted to go - London, Paris and Rome by myself!
And if I discontinue loving myself I can divorce myself. The pleasure and enjoyment of myself continues to be an occasion of bliss because the divorce courts will make me pay alimony to myself, and I can always use the extra income!