|Ready to sing "Give me that new age religion!"|
Did you hear about the Christmas concert at the Vatican where they once again honored Pachamama? Really -- they even urged the folks in the audience to cross their arms over their hearts so they could feeeeeel the heartbeat of Mother Earth.
You can't make this stuff up!
Do you think they had special hymns for Pachamama? She definitely needs a new age religion to update her pagan religion.
As Janet Baker at Restore D.C. Catholicism wrote, proselytizing for paganism is A-okay in Rome. It's just those pesky rigid Catholics who cling to the faith of our Fathers who may not proselytize. Shamans and witch doctors? They get the green light.
So....here's the old version of the song with the new Vatican lyrics beneath. Let's all learn to sing it to purge our rigid adherence to the truth as taught by Jesus Christ and get with the modern world. To limber up and shake off our rigidity we should first do the Hokey-Pokey.
It's high time we all "evolved" in the spirit of Antiochus IV who wanted to Hellenize the Hebrews helping them get with the modern times. In 2020, the old time religion is definitely out and the New Age religion is in. (Expect to see it in the Washington Post's list of what's in and what's out for 2020.)
The Vatican education office (which sponsored the concert) will be offering workshops on the proper etiquette for offering your pinch of incense to Pachamama. Proper liturgical form for crossing your arms over your breast to feeeeeeeeel the beat of Mother Earth's heart will also be given. Note in the photo of clergy above the inconsistent form. Lessons are definitely needed! No doubt there's a liturgical dancer who can offer his/her/its services. There will also be exercise instructions in how to breathe in the spirit of the world while you empty your head of all rational and politically incorrect thoughts.
Warning label for believers. This behavior is dangerous to spiritual health and increases susceptibility of possession by Pachamama and her demons.
Refrain: Give me that new age religion, give me that new age religion
give me that new age religion, it's good enough for me.
It was good for Pachamama, it was good for all the shamans
It was good for Papa Francis, it's good enough for me.
It was good for the wiccans, it was good for the masons,
It was good for the satanists, it's good enough for me.
It was good enough for Pelosi, it was good enough for Biden,
It was good enough for Cuomo, it's good enough for me
It was good enough for Krautler, it was good enough for Cupich,
It was good enough for Tobin and Farrel, it's good enough for me.
It will take us to perdition, it will take us to perdition
It will take us to perdition, it's good enough for me.