Since ex-Cardinal, Theodore McCarrick's filth was uncovered - which is a ruse in itself since many bishops had known of McCarrick's homosexual activities for years and the payouts emanating from various charges against him decades ago and still raised him to the Cardinalate - my face most certainly reflects the face of Jesus.
It's an angry face filled with disdain, contempt and scorn and just like Jesus, the zeal of thy house has eaten me up, and so, again, just like Jesus, I'll fashion me a whip because it's whip o'clock, baby. (Thanks to Ann Barnhardt for this expression.)
Meanwhile, I have single-handedly discovered verses left out of the Bible concerning Jesus' cleansing of the Temple. Here they are below:
And Jesus said: I will fashion me a whip and take it to the Temple. And when he had made, as it were, this whip, he proceeded to the Temple and drove all the sodomite perverts out of it while crying in a loud voice: Take your filth, your perversions and sins and make not the house of my Father a house of sexual perversion! You sodomites! You perverts! For you it will be like the days of Sodom and Gomorrah.
|Whip o'clock time|
You have not let my worthy priestly candidates into the seminaries, and when you did, you drove them out. You have corrupted the innocent and covered-up your filthy crimes. Therefore I will allow the laity not to go to you anymore since when they did, you did NOTHING! I will allow them to go over your heads straight to the Mainstream Media, to tell all they know of what you have done against me and my Father's Commandments.
And Jesus proceeded to strip all Church officials of their wealth, that is, their palaces, their fine cars and clothing, their prestige, money and 401Ks, their travel vouchers, vacation homes, health insurance and retirement until they were sore afraid of being poor and having to depend only on Him and Him alone.
And lo, just before he began cleansing the temple, he, thinking of Ann Barnhardt 2000 years in the future, was heard to chuckle while whispering to himself, It's whip o'clock, baby! Then he raised his whip and commenced the cleansing, and loud cries and wailing from the sodomites and perverts could be heard as Jesus purified His Church.