Let this be a lesson to all you folks who never put your cell phone down. I dedicate this silly poem to you:
Cell Phone Advice
That Sam I Am, that Sam I Am
I do not like that Sam I Am.
His cell phone is his favorite friend
No time with real friends to spend.
So here's a message to you all
Watch out for that last fatal call.
And...put away your cell phone quick
Before it makes you dead or sick.
Do not use it near a cliff,
Do not use it and weight lift,
Do not use it in the pool,
Do not use it near a bull,
Do not use it while you ski,
Do not use it working bees,
Do not use it while you drive
If you want to stay alive.
And if you want a happy day,
Put your d*** cell phone away.
