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Friday, January 11, 2019

Millennial Seminarian

My main goal is to serve the Church because I have so many inspiring insights on how to live life. I mean life isn't all about me, right? It's about so much more. Like having fun, living each day like it was my last day, having sex with anyone. After all, I don't want to put myself in a box. 

I also like to get really drunk and update my Facebook and Instagram pages then look at them the next afternoon when I'm depressed and hungover. The selfies are always amazing but I can't figure out why I'm crying in all of them.

     Josh, unemployed   


elpine flower said...

God Help Us!

Wuerl now a proven LIAR to the world

Chriss Rainey said...

I have a feeling we are entering uncharted waters. More and more I believe our prayers for a purified Church will be heard and answered by God who loves us.

Get on your knees 3 times a day, as ordered by Fr. Goring, and pray exactly for that. Father in heaven, look down upon your faithful servants and give us back a Church purified from the filth of homsexual behavior and put in its place holy men to be our shepherds.

Susan Matthiesen said...

Um...this post is a spoof. Not real. Although it might as well be. That is the point.

elpine flower said...

Hard to tell after CMtv posted about "gay Jay" who wants to be a priest.

Susan Matthiesen said...

I hadn't seen gay Jay so didn't know. But guess it proves my point that millennials seeking a vocation don't have a vocation at all, especially gay Jay.